7.22.2010

Gospel Contextualization for Science Geeks

"I was praying last night and God said..."

translation: "I have established communication with extra-terrestrial intelligence from dimension X."

"I asked Jesus into my heart..."

translation: "I have become a symbiotic host for an extra-terrestrial being."

3 comments:

Josh Hopping said...

NOW I understand!! It was so confusing before! =P

WTF?! said...

;-)

LindaFaye said...

I think we need you to translate scriptures for science geeks. Maybe a new version for techies too.