Gospel Contextualization for Science Geeks

"I was praying last night and God said..."

translation: "I have established communication with extra-terrestrial intelligence from dimension X."

"I asked Jesus into my heart..."

translation: "I have become a symbiotic host for an extra-terrestrial being."


Josh Hopping said...

NOW I understand!! It was so confusing before! =P

Steve S. said...


LindaFaye said...

I think we need you to translate scriptures for science geeks. Maybe a new version for techies too.