Hanging out with football geeks means you talk about the best player in each position, drafting your best 'all-time' football team. Hanging out with church geeks means you get to do the same thing for a church leadership team. Who would be the best preacher ever? The greatest worship leader? Here is my list:
- Director of Church Discipline - John Calvin
- Military Advisor - Joan of Arc
- Science Advisor - Ken Hamm
- Dance Team Coordinator - Herodias' Daughter
- Women's Ministry Coordinator - Mark Driscoll
- Youth Pastor - the Prophet Elisha and his bear
- Biblical Scholar and General Cultural Advisor - President GW Bush
- Senior Pastor - Balaam's Ass
- Nursery Worker - Bob the Tomato
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