7.22.2010

Gospel Contextualization for Science Geeks

"I was praying last night and God said..."

translation: "I have established communication with extra-terrestrial intelligence from dimension X."

"I asked Jesus into my heart..."

translation: "I have become a symbiotic host for an extra-terrestrial being."

3 comments:

  1. NOW I understand!! It was so confusing before! =P

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  2. I think we need you to translate scriptures for science geeks. Maybe a new version for techies too.

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